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Attention all HostBluff Customers, We are pleased to be the first web host to launch our own Top Level Domain, .scam. We have reserved HostBluff.scam for internal use. All of our customers will now also be required to use .scam domains as we will no longer be accepting .com, .org, .net or any other TLD. If you would like a new .scam domain, please ...

Attention all HostBluff, In order to compensate for the unplanned uptime, we will be performing daily DDoS Attacks against our IP Ranges just in case.

Attention all HostBluff Customers, Our network security team has reported that we have been hacked. All images on our homepage (and all of our customers websites) have been replaced with cats. The attacker has also modified our plans and has also taken control of the live chat system. We are working to resolve but may need to power on customers servers ...

Attention all HostBluff Customers, I would like to personally apologize to all of our customers for our latest uptime incident today. Due to unsanitary working conditions, we have been dealing with a rather large rodent infestation in our Data Center. We had no idea that rats can conduct electricity but it appears they can. In an act that can only be described as an unholy rodent-centipede, the rats caused ...

Attention All HostBluff Customers, We have officially launched our Reseller Program which will allow all customers to resell our services as their own. There are several features that make our reseller program unique. End User Support - We will provide your customers with the same level of support that you get from HostBluff. This includes our witty pick-up lines and random insults. Please keep ...

Attention all HostBluff Customers, Our Crime Scene Investigation Team has been alerted to a strange smell coming from behind one of the server racks. They are currently looking into the matter however the details are sketchy. I will update this post with more details. We have attempted to reach out to Derrick but he is still not able to be located.

Attention All HostBluff Customers, We seem to have temporally lost track of our Dictator and CEO Derrick Smith. His car still appears to be in the parking lot as if he did not leave last night. We have our Guards looking for him now. I will report back with more details.     Keith Myers Director of Customer Complaints.

Attention all HostBluff Customers, We are pleased to announce that the Christian Children Network with a partnership from James Cameron will be filming on the HostBluff campus next month. Typically this group films stories about childhood poverty in poor nations such as Ethiopia and Haiti. When they heard the story from one of our former support specialists, they immediately started pulling ...

Attention All HostBluff Customers, I am pleased to announce that HostBluff.com has been issued its first US Patent - 3254548518581515, "The Transmission of useless Junk over a public network". As such, we are going to start suing the following companies for allowing the transmission of useless content over the internet; US Lawmakers EU Lawmakers ALL Government Websites RIM (BBM) Yahoo SOPA Supporters Twitter Facebook MySpace All Dating Websites Fox AOL Apple GoDaddy We ask that if you ...

Attention All HostBluff Customers, As many of you have noticed, we have officially launched our new VPS Hosting Plans. I would like to take a minute to explain how we are continuing to innovate rather then using an existing and stable platform.   Our first layer of virtualization is a ...