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We have a Petabyte of Storage for You

By connecting 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Floppy Disks together, we are able to have more then 1 petabyte of storage to use…
We use a raid 0 floppy configuration to almost guarantee that you will loose all data, even if only 1 disk fails. This is quality that you can trust.
Dedicated Hosting for as little as $5.00 per month

Yes you heard that right, you can have your own HostBluff Dedicated Server for as low as $5.00 per month. No contracts, No Yearly Fees
- 16 GB DRUM Memory
- 100% Rodent Powered Cooling
- 1.2 MB Hard Disk
Class C SEO Hosting

Never worry about being at the top of Google Again with the HostBluff SEO Hosting Plans. We use several methods of scamming our customers including Multiple C Class IP Addresses and Snake Oil. We also do our best to both overcharge our customers and help with the rapid depletion of IPv4 IP Addresses.
Downtime You Can Expect

Our platform is designed to only allow connections between 11:23 AM and 11:26 AM.
We carefully monitor our platform to ensure that each scheduled downtime window is on schedule.
- Untrained Kittens
- 95% Downtime SLA
- All servers are carefully monitored to ensure they are always offline

$9.99/month
SEO Web Hosting

Our basic SEO Hosting Plans are designed for the unemployed young adult who has developed an indoor tan from spending hours on online video games.

224.12 Class C IP Addresses
mPanle 11 Control Panel
SEO Services

$6.99/month
SEO VPS Hosting

If you feel the requirement to really screw something up, a HostBluff VPS is for you. With full root access, you can destroy all of your files without any of those stupid error messages stopping you!

(123) Class C IP Addresses
mPanel 4S Control Panel
2 Fishsticks per month

$5.00/month
Shitty Dedicated Server

If your the kind of person that wants to pretend that they have a whole computing cluster at your fingertips, our shitty dedicated servers are for you. You will still get root access so you can destroy it at any time

Extra Snake Oil
"Get off my Lawn" Support
123 Class F IP Addresses

Welcome to HostBluff

HostBluff.com is a leader in futile SEO Hosting. We use several pretended SEO tactics to almost guarentee that your site is never found on Google, in fact the only ones who will ever know you are using our SEO Services are our Accountants because we overcharge. Some of our deceitful options include

Multiple Class C IP Addresses
Snake Oil
Backlinks on sites that no one ever visits anyway

We have a Petabyte of Storage for You

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Class C SEO Hosting

Downtime You Can Expect

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