Attention All HostBluff Customers, I would like to announce our new Dating Service known as Friendship Builder. We have hired a team of private investigators to search through all members web files, facebook profiles, twitter feeds and credit card statements in order to match you with another HostBluff customer. Our first successful match is between Kevin and Janet. Kevin Married Male 23 years old Last 5 credit card ...
Attention All HostBluff Customers, We will be removing all cats from our datacenter, support desk and those running around the site this Wednesday.
Attention All HostBluff Customers, We are aware that bluff32.hostbluff.com has been put online 24 minutes ago. Upon an investigation by our tech, it appears that some Astroglide Personal Lubricant was smeared all over the server. We have spoken to the only 2 staff members who were in the Datacenter (Zach and Jacob) who appear to also be surprised by our findings. We have unplugged the ...
Attention all HostBluff Customers, We are pleased to be the first web host to launch our own Top Level Domain, .scam. We have reserved HostBluff.scam for internal use. All of our customers will now also be required to use .scam domains as we will no longer be accepting .com, .org, .net or any other TLD. If you would like a new .scam domain, please ...
Attention all HostBluff, In order to compensate for the unplanned uptime, we will be performing daily DDoS Attacks against our IP Ranges just in case.
Attention all HostBluff Customers, Our network security team has reported that we have been hacked. All images on our homepage (and all of our customers websites) have been replaced with cats. The attacker has also modified our plans and has also taken control of the live chat system. We are working to resolve but may need to power on customers servers ...
Attention all HostBluff Customers, I would like to personally apologize to all of our customers for our latest uptime incident today. Due to unsanitary working conditions, we have been dealing with a rather large rodent infestation in our Data Center. We had no idea that rats can conduct electricity but it appears they can. In an act that can only be described as an unholy rodent-centipede, the rats caused ...
Attention all HostBluff Customers, We are pleased to announce that the Christian Children Network with a partnership from James Cameron will be filming on the HostBluff campus next month. Typically this group films stories about childhood poverty in poor nations such as Ethiopia and Haiti. When they heard the story from one of our former support specialists, they immediately started pulling ...
Attention All HostBluff Customers, I am pleased to announce that HostBluff.com has been issued its first US Patent - 3254548518581515, "The Transmission of useless Junk over a public network". As such, we are going to start suing the following companies for allowing the transmission of useless content over the internet; US Lawmakers EU Lawmakers ALL Government Websites RIM (BBM) Yahoo SOPA Supporters Twitter Facebook MySpace All Dating Websites Fox AOL Apple GoDaddy We ask that if you ...
Attention All HostBluff Customers, As many of you have noticed, we have officially launched our new VPS Hosting Plans. I would like to take a minute to explain how we are continuing to innovate rather then using an existing and stable platform. Our first layer of virtualization is a ...
Attention all HostBluff Customers, This morning we were shocked to see that we have lost more customers. According to our research, ...
HostBluff Looses 19 Customers to VPS.net
Attention All HostBluff Customers, We are saddened to report that a flock of geese was let loose and was found to ...
HostBluff Losses 14 customers to MiniVPS.co.uk
Attention All HostBluff Customers, We are both sad and happy to report that we have lost several customers to
HostBluff Looses 12 more customers to HostMist.com
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