HostBluff Launches new Affiliate Program
Attention all HostBluff Customers,
I am often approached by customers asking if they can refer potential customers to our services so their poor friends and family members can witness the same cruelty that we treat all of our customers with. After much thought, we decided to launch our new affiliate program.
Using the HostBluff Affiliate Program, you can share our crap with the people you resent the most, such as;
- Your In-Laws
- Your Ex Wife/Husband
- Your Ex Girlfriend/Boyfriend
- Your Facebook “Friends”
- Your Twitter Followers
- Old Teachers
- Your Employer
- Your Proctologist
- Radio Announcers
- And More…
With the HostBluff Affiliate program, you can earn a whopping 0.43% of EACH sale where the customer remains with us for more then 9 years. This is 94% BELOW Industry average.
All Affiliates will be given a barcode that is tattooed onto their Foreheads. The same Affiliate codes will also be tattooed onto all immediate family members as well. This 3 inch x 9 inch banner add will display a barcode, offer and link to HostBluff.com.
What makes this program even better is that it is MANDATORY. All current, past and future customers will automatically be enrolled into the program. We will have our Tattoo Artist here on Tuesday to start the process.