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HostBluff new Offer – Pay once, Free for life

Attention all HostBluff Customers. Due to inhumane working and living conditions, the average life expectancy of our support techs is surprisingly low. We are in dire need of new support techs to man our helpdesk. If you are a parent or couple and wish to donate your son/daughter or wife to HostBluff, we will host you free for LIFE (of the donation). All donations must be in good working condition and be able to integrate with the rest of the general inmate population. Men/Boys will be used for support and the Women will be used for breeding. If interested, please contact us at ceo @ with the details.

4 Responses to “HostBluff new Offer – Pay once, Free for life”

  1. Sajan

    Is it okay if I send my girlfriend in a pre-paid USPS box?

    April 21st, 2012 Reply
    • admin

      Sorry, no pre-paid solutions. I have come up with a few other ideas

      • You can drop here off in person at our Corp Offices, you just need to remember to call ahead or our snipers may accidentally fire when you cross the 500 yard line.
      • Hitchhiking is perfectly fine, just tell her she is going to a party
      • You may be able to get lower rates if you use one of those USPS Flat Rate boxes. It is limited to 50 lbs so you may need to starve her for a few weeks.
      April 21st, 2012 Reply
      • Mike

        I’m sending a few people from your garden, they should be there in a while.

        April 22nd, 2012 Reply
        • admin

          Thanks, as soon as they come in, we will process them for you and credit your account

          April 22nd, 2012 Reply