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HostBluff – New Charges Coming Soon

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

In the next few weeks we will be introducing several new hidden fees to our hosting plans. This is to pay for one of our new directors to get an operation to “piss money”. These fees will involve charging customers extra for downtime. We¬†literally¬†want to be able to toss money around our workstations for no reason at all.

5 Responses to “HostBluff – New Charges Coming Soon”

  1. Baconator

    Will this be followed by a ‘shit money’ operation? If so…that is just getting ridiculous. You’ve already maxed my credit card last month.

    May 2nd, 2012 Reply
  2. Prisoner 47792

    With these new charger’s, i had to shank one of my reseller clients. I sold him a reseller plan for one year, unlimited french fries and the works. 5 hours later i managed to get him to upgrade to a pay per month plan.

    I hope one day i can be as successful as HostBluff. They sure do know how to make an easy Buck!

    May 2nd, 2012 Reply
    • admin

      Sir, I need to know how you learned about the french fry project

      May 2nd, 2012 Reply
  3. Prisoner 47792

    Bernie Madoff was my cell mate. It is a trade secret. I tell you what, even though i am hosted on your server, I can upgrade your Business for you. It comes with the Unlimited French Fries + The Works, all for $5 per year. I can create all this in the cPanel/WHM account you sold me. Let me tell you, These Fries sure are GOLDEN! Just send a money order to my address on file. My TOS: No Refunds Period. Thanks for the Money.

    May 2nd, 2012 Reply
  4. dustin

    I SHIT AND PISS MONEY, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

    May 3rd, 2012 Reply