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HostBluff Blocks all US and UK Traffic

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

Due to corrupt politicians in the US and UK, we have placed firewall rules in place to block all of those countries. Currently only residents of Zambia and New Zealand will be able to access customer facing websites. We are sorry for any issues this may cause but its for the best.

We are also issuing tin-foil hats to our inmate support population to protect against government mind control.

4 Responses to “HostBluff Blocks all US and UK Traffic”

  1. Ten of Nine

    Zambia is irrelevant. How comes I can’t access your services from our Martian colony?

    June 9th, 2012 Reply
  2. Fred Jones

    Zambia, I understand, but how did you get away with allowing people to see your traffic from New Zealand?!?

    Love the site, absolutely hilarious!

    June 20th, 2012 Reply
    • Enslaved_Support

      Hello Sir,
      We actually get a large bulk of our clients from New Zealand as they tend to spend a lot of money and not expect anything in return.

      June 20th, 2012 Reply
      • admin

        Get back to work, we dont pay you to respond to comments on the site.

        June 20th, 2012 Reply