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Google Drive Launches – CRAP

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

We were alerted to the launch of Google Drive, which seriously hurts one of our upcoming product launches “HostBluff Floppy”. HostBluff Floppy was engineered to give you your own 1.2 MB of Cloud Storage on our unsecured servers for $89.99 per month. Obviously we cant compete with Google Drives offer so we are killing this project and releasing the staff members who were managing the release.

If you are currently a HostBluff Floppy customer, we have already terminated all of your important data so you dont need to worry about backing this up.

3 Responses to “Google Drive Launches – CRAP”

  1. Baconator

    I put some bacon on my floppy. Any chance at recovery?

    April 24th, 2012 Reply
    • admin

      Dear Baconator,
      First, what parent would name their kid Baconator? Thats just stupid.

      Next, it may be able to run some overly complex software to recover some Bacon Bits, but we feel it may be more efficient if you went to your local supermarket to buy Bacon Bits if thats what you wish. Recovering all the bacon is not possible.

      April 24th, 2012 Reply
  2. Employee #839 - Daniel Raffcliffe

    I don’t know how I got there, but I am the lead project manager for HostBluff Floppy. I was working on the set of the eighth Harry Potter, when I met someone named Derrick who drugged me and brought me to the HB HQ. PLEASE PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT! IF IT FAILS, WE WILL NOT BE RELEASED, WE WILL BE EXECUTED!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 25th, 2012 Reply