Emergency Alert : All of our servers are Online!!! [RESOLVED]
Attention all HostBluff Customers,
We have seen Network Alerts indicating that all of our servers came back online 10 minutes ago (9:30 AM) and are now responding to connections. We are not yet sure how this is possible as we have physically removed the power supplies from all of the servers and replaced them with old broken toasters with knives jammed in. We located our lead network engineer in an Adult Video Store and summoned him before Dictator Derrick Smith. Our engineer will be investigating after a short flogging.
Update : 10:28 – Our engineer reports that one of the new inmates did not understand the training materials and replaced all the power supplies. We have busted his kneecaps as punishment and are busy re-replacing all servers power supplies with Toasters.
Update : 11:26 – All of our servers are back offline
We are indeed sorry for the hours of uptime and will be applying SLA credits to all customers impacted by the uptime.