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3 Servers Missing from our Datacenter

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

At 5:00 this afternoon, we noticed that 3 servers are missing from our DataCenter. Upon investigation of our security footage, 4 Nuns bypassed our front desk by claiming that they were here to bless our servers. While this is not abnormal we did notice that they somehow got 4 of our guards to help carry out the servers and pack them in the trunk of their car.

We managed to capture a picture of the leader of the gang of nuns without his hood on. I am still shocked that the guard did not notice the lack of shaving.

Our guards are also noticing the smell of Bacon in the halls

4 Responses to “3 Servers Missing from our Datacenter”

  1. The Babe

    That exact guy robbed a few datacenters here in the UK too.

    The local papers are calling him the Big Nosed Bandit.

    May 12th, 2012 Reply
  2. The Babe

    I am starting a €1 mil data center in Lincoln UK soon.. Will have good security where you can move your servers to us..

    Going to crack a wine open enjoy your evening while my staff take care of my clients.

    May 13th, 2012 Reply
  3. Mike

    This is absolutely normal.

    May 13th, 2012 Reply
  4. Brad

    That’s Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords!!!!

    May 14th, 2012 Reply