Archive for April, 2012

HostBluff is proud to launch our new Student Reseller Plans. These plans are specially designed for middle school/high school students on extended school breaks to provide low quality hosting for the cost of your lunch money. We are also the first web host who will provide end user support while you are; doing your homework, in detention, on a field ...

Attention all HostBluff customers. This morning we were alerted to approximately 28 minutes of unplanned uptime between 9:01 AM and 9:29 AM. Upon receiving the network alert, we bailed our lead engineer out of jail to promptly shut down the server. A full Root Cause Analysis (RCA) is being put together and we hope to have it published before Christmas. ...

HostBluff is proud to announce the launch of our new SEO Hosting Plans as a new method to rob money from our hard working customers. We are failing to meet our quarterly revenue targets so we are hoping this new service will attract some less educated customers. Most professionals would never faill for it but we are hoping you do.

Viagra is not for your grandfather anymore! HostBluff.com is proud to the be the first in the industry to harden our servers exclusively with Viagra. This new system ensures that all our servers stand up, even to the stiffest beating you can give it. Of course we are stealing our Viagra from our Drunk Horny Support Desk.

HostBluff.com is proud to the be the first in the industry to exclusively employ convicted felons to man our Sales and Level 1 support teams. We perform background checks to only allow for non-violent inmates. We will only allow felons who have been convicted of non-violent crimes such as identity theft, credit card fraud and prostitution.

Please help me, they have trapped us in a room below the HostBluff Offices and are forcing us to answer live chats... We are not paid, they feed us slop once a week and keep us drunk so we dont escape

I am proud to announce the grand opening of HostBluff.com. We are a new internet scam that provides overpriced, poor quality hosting to our unsuspecting clients.