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HostBluff Network Alert : Server 23 is Online

Attention All HostBluff Customers, We were just alerted to possible uptime on Server 23. Our Network Operations Team is looking for an engineer to shut the server back down.   Update 9:23 AM - Our network engineer has been located, he was passed out in a ditch after a long night of drinking. He is in route to our datacenter to shut down ...

Please Help Us!!!

Please help me, they have trapped us in a room below the HostBluff Offices and are forcing us to answer live chats... We are not paid, they feed us slop once a week and keep us drunk so we dont escape

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