Outage Alert : bluff32.hostbluff.com is online due to Astroglide Spill [RESOLVED]
Attention All HostBluff Customers,
We are aware that bluff32.hostbluff.com has been put online 24 minutes ago. Upon an investigation by our tech, it appears that some Astroglide Personal Lubricant was smeared all over the server. We have spoken to the only 2 staff members who were in the Datacenter (Zach and Jacob) who appear to also be surprised by our findings. We have unplugged the server and will be burning it later this afternoon as it smells of shame.