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Class C SEO Web Hosting

Although we all know that SEO Hosting is a scam, HostBluff.com offers several SEO plans to suit everyones needs and budget. We are so desperate for new customers that we are even offering a free hosting plan. All of our servers are hardened daily using twice the legal dose of Viagra to ensure they stand up to a beating from all of your fake backlink networks. Please select one the categories below to get started

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  • Monthly Downtime : 99.43%
FREE/month
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  • Black Hole File System
  • Disk Space : 4.2 Liters
  • Bandwidth : 1.0 LBS
  • IPvY2K IP Addresses : 98.6
  • Fishsticks : 3 (No Tartar Sauce)
  • Monthly Downtime : 97.43%

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It is fun for our phones to ring constantly due to our servers being down. We figured it would be best to also pass this service on to our customers

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