Attention all HostBluff customers. We are proud to announce that we are having a business development with the owner of HostRail.com, the well known Constantinos Coudounaris. Constantinos will be providing us with a wealth of knowledge specifically in scamming customers out of money, attacking competitors, destroying user content and running a business into the ground. Constantinos did ask us to pay for the trip in via a cash (unmarked, non-sequential bills) advance. He should be arriving any minute now. For those who wish to learn more about Constantinos, you can check out his work on WebHostingTalk.com andLowEndTalk/LowEndBox.com.

Update 9:52 AM – Constantinos flight may be running late, he should have been here 3 hours ago. We are sending one of our staff members to the Air Port to see if his plane came in yet

Update 10:20 AM – The staff member just returned from the air port and reports that no flights were scheduled to come in with his name on. He is not returning any of our phone calls or answering any emails.

Update 1:45 PM – We have made contact with Constantinos and can confirm that it appears he scammed us. It turns out that our meeting was actually real-world hands on training!!! We could not be more happy with Constantinos service and would recommend his services to any other site who wishes to learn how to properly rob their customers.

Update April 20th, 2:27 PM – I am now even more impressed with Constantinos’s work. About an hour ago, he started a massive DDoS Attack on one of HostBluff’s customer servers. Fortunately the server was already powered down. He is going above and beyond the call of duty to ensure we learn not to let our guard down