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HostBluff is Issued US Patent Number : 8675309

Posted by on May 16, 2012  |  3 Comments

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

I am pleased to announce that HostBluff.com has been issued its first US Patent – 8675309, “the ability to use letters and spaces to make words”. As such, we are going to start suing the following companies for allowing the transmission of useless content over the internet;

  • Horses
  • ALL Government Websites
  • RIM (BBM)
  • Yahoo
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • All Dating Websites
  • Fox
  • AOL
  • Apple
  • GoDaddy

We ask that if you own any of these companies, please obtain $500,000,000 in small, unmarked bills and contact us for more information on where to place it.

3 Responses to “HostBluff is Issued US Patent Number : 8675309”

  1. Ashley

    fuck

    May 18th, 2012 Reply
  2. Jose

    I’m glad I’m not the only old one that recognizes the song that made that number popular. -> eight, six, seven five..three oooo niiieeeine

    May 27th, 2012 Reply
  3. Marc

    00 0 0 0 0 00 0
    0 0 0000 00 0 0 0 0
    0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0
    00 0 0 0 0 00 0

    May 28th, 2012 Reply