Has anyone seen Derrick?
Attention All HostBluff Customers,
We seem to have temporally lost track of our Dictator and CEO Derrick Smith. His car still appears to be in the parking lot as if he did not leave last night. We have our Guards looking for him now. I will report back with more details.
Keith Myers
Director of Customer Complaints.
Sajan
Have you checked the dungeon?
KMyers
Yes, I they are already looking in the Server and Torture Racks. I am really getting concerned he has not yelled or screamed all day
admin
Derrick still has not returned. We are still looking
Mike
Derrick is a hostage, we’re holding him as hostage in 5423 Scammers Avenue, California.