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HostBluff Launches Offshore Hosting

Posted by on June 28, 2012  |  3 Comments

Attention All Inmates,

HostBluff has completed the migration all all customers to our new Offshore Datacenter. You are now permitted to host all of your illegal unicorn porn, nulled software and anything else that would otherwise end up putting you in jail.

 

Attention All Hackers,

Please only use the backdoors that you put into the nulled software between midnight and 1:11 AM. We keep our servers offline the rest of the time. Thanks for understanding.

 

Attention RIAA and MPAA,

Please send all DMCA notices to root@localhost and we will get right on it.

3 Responses to “HostBluff Launches Offshore Hosting”

  1. Constantinos Coudounaris

    what Country, come to Cyprus

    June 29th, 2012 Reply
  2. Kunnu

    lllllllllllooooolllllll,,, big loolll 🙂

    I can’t stop Laughing…. lllooooollllololol..

    What is this.. lol..

    – Send DMCA to root@localhost 😀
    – Dedicated server is cheaper then shared hosting
    – Customers are inmates..
    –lolol

    July 16th, 2012 Reply
  3. Bill Nie

    Hostbluff is good. I only use my illegal unicorn porn between midnight and 1:11 AM. Other than that time-span, I don’t want it to see the light of day!

    Thanks Host Bluff!

    August 28th, 2012 Reply