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Has anyone seen Derrick?

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

We seem to have temporally lost track of our Dictator and CEO Derrick Smith. His car still appears to be in the parking lot as if he did not leave last night. We have our Guards looking for him now. I will report back with more details.



Keith Myers

Director of Customer Complaints.

4 Responses to “Has anyone seen Derrick?”

  1. Sajan

    Have you checked the dungeon?

    April 25th, 2012 Reply
    • KMyers

      Yes, I they are already looking in the Server and Torture Racks. I am really getting concerned he has not yelled or screamed all day

      April 25th, 2012 Reply
  2. admin

    Derrick still has not returned. We are still looking

    April 26th, 2012 Reply
  3. Mike

    Derrick is a hostage, we’re holding him as hostage in 5423 Scammers Avenue, California.

    April 26th, 2012 Reply