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Attention all HostBluff Customers,
This morning we were shocked to see that we have lost more customers. According to our research, they appear to have gone to VPS.net. We reached out to the irate customers and interrogated them to ask why they left, they provided us with the following answers;
- HostBluff does not run a real cloud server, VPS.net does
- We need more uptime
- We need customer service
- Stop Calling Me
- VPS.net is more affordable then HostBluff
- I like their control panel better
Ohh well
HostBluff Looses 19 Customers to VPS.net
Attention All HostBluff Customers,
We are saddened to report that a flock of geese was let loose and was found to be pooping everywhere causing uptime to one of racks. They appear to have made a nest in the Core Router (a single China-Town Cisco 6513 with only one card slot occupied). It appears that bird droppings are somewhat conductive and caused one of the servers to turn on without notice.
As a result, we have lost a small number of our VPS customers to a competing provider who promises more uptime, MiniVPS.co.uk. It appears that when some customers get a small taste of uptime, they want more and hence moved on.
HostBluff Losses 14 customers to MiniVPS.co.uk
Attention All HostBluff Customers,
We are both sad and happy to report that we have lost several customers to HostMist.com. We are happy as these are the customers that kept complaining that their servers are down… what did they expect??? uptime??? Yeh Right! Of course we always hate loosing our
victimsrevenue, so we will be donating one of our worst techs to the Dog Food Factory.To all future customers, let me make one thing clear, if you want uptime, DO NOT GO WITH US, you are just wasting our time and yours. Go with a provider such as HostMist.
HostBluff Looses 12 more customers to HostMist.com
HostBluff is upset to report that we have just lost 7 more of our ShoutCast customers to TheHosted.com, honestly I dont blame them because our ShoutCast services suck, are barely online and have this annoying echo that we intentionally insert into all audio feeds. I also am pretty sure that they actually do background checks on their support as well. If you are thinking about moving to TheHosted.com please remember that they dont offer our same Drunk Horny Support that HostBluff has become known for.
HostBluff Looses 7 Customers to TheHosted.com
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