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HostBluff is Issued US Patent Number : 8675309

Attention All HostBluff Customers,

I am pleased to announce that HostBluff.com has been issued its first US Patent –¬†8675309, “the ability to use¬†letters and spaces to make words”. As such, we are going to start suing the following companies for allowing the transmission of useless content over the internet;

  • Horses
  • ALL Government Websites
  • RIM (BBM)
  • Yahoo
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • All Dating Websites
  • Fox
  • AOL
  • Apple
  • GoDaddy

We ask that if you own any of these companies, please obtain $500,000,000 in small, unmarked bills and contact us for more information on where to place it.

3 Responses to “HostBluff is Issued US Patent Number : 8675309”

  1. Ashley

    fuck

    May 18th, 2012 Reply
  2. Jose

    I’m glad I’m not the only old one that recognizes the song that made that number popular. -> eight, six, seven five..three oooo niiieeeine

    May 27th, 2012 Reply
  3. Marc

    00 0 0 0 0 00 0
    0 0 0000 00 0 0 0 0
    0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0
    00 0 0 0 0 00 0

    May 28th, 2012 Reply