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48 Minutes of Uptime

Attention all HostBluff Customers,

I would like to personally apologize to all of our customers for our latest uptime incident today. Due to unsanitary working conditions, we have been dealing with a rather large rodent infestation in our Data Center. We had no idea that rats can conduct electricity but it appears they can. In an act that can only be described as an unholy rodent-centipede, the rats caused enough electricity to power several of our core routers.

We have successfully cut all power and removed the charred rats. Unfortunately it may take months to get the smell of burning rat hair our of the datacenter. We will look into bringing professionals in shortly to deal with the rat problem (in our HostBluff sort of way)

2 Responses to “48 Minutes of Uptime”

  1. Mike

    I demand credit in my account, this is unacceptable. – where is my compensation?

    April 27th, 2012 Reply
  2. Carlos

    Remove the roof from the datacenter, not only will the rats be removed by birds, but the rain will damage the servers and birds will also cover the place with poop

    April 28th, 2012 Reply